13 Things I Learned About Celebrities Against My Will

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Justin Long shared that he pooped in bed next to his wife, Kate Bosworth. On the PIE with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal podcast, he recalled the experience of getting food poisoning during a service trip to Mexico City. “I was hooked up to an IV, and she was having to follow me to the bathroom with the thing, so I was having to just — it was like Dumb and Dumber,” he said. “I was just, like, really, like, comically unloading and um, and then at one point that night, I woke up, and there’s no other way to say this. I can’t dance around it. I had shit the bed.”

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Claudia Sulewski spoke openly about the time she had her boyfriend, Finneas O’Connell, fish a tampon out of her vagina. On their podcast, We Bought A House Finneas said, “I was a gynecologist for, like, 30 minutes. I was just performing an exam.” Claudia explained that she had him do that because one time in high school, she was convinced she left her tampon in and was terrified of getting toxic shock syndrome. “I woke up in the morning, convinced I had a tampon in my body. So scared of toxic shock syndrome, all this stuff. I was in the shower and I was trying to reach in there, thinking that I would pull out a tampon or something…So, I pass out. I fainted.”

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The Chainsmokers shared that they’ve had threesomes together with fans, but also noted that it’s been “a long time” since their last ménage à trois. On the Call Her Daddy podcast, Alex Pall said that the encounters were “never planned” and added, “It’s weird, I’m not gonna lie.”

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John Mayer shared that he sometimes likes to play guitar naked after having sex. On the Call Her Daddy podcast, he said, “No, you should never play guitar to have sex with someone, but a little naked guitar playing after is very memorable. … With a little gut hanging over, sitting Indian-style on the edge of the bed. It’s nice! … I like seeing the way people fold up all weird when they sit up. No matter who you are, you look weird when you sit up. And it’s cute.”

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Tori Spelling once “vajazzled” herself for her then-husband Dean McDermott, and he thought it was the “sexiest thing ever.” She didn’t do it more often because “it can become a choking hazard.” Also, on Dean’s podcast Daddy Issues, Tori revealed that in bed she’s an “aggressive bottom and very competitive.”

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Meghan Trainor revealed that she and her husband have two toilets in their bathroom and have pooped next to each other. On Nicole Byer’s podcast Why Won’t You Date Me?, she said, “We just got a new house and we did construction. Nobody knows this, but in our bathroom, there was one toilet, and a lot of time in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other? And we’ve only pooped together twice. We pee at the same time a lot.'”

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Joe Jonas shared that he once pooped his pants during a concert, and according to him, nobody noticed. On the Will & Woody Show, he said, “I was with a few friends yesterday and we were just talking about there is a point in your life as an adult where you can remember the last time you shit your pants.” He explained that the incident had happened four years prior, and he was wearing white pants. “I think it might’ve been a little toot,” Joe added. “Might’ve been something else, something a little extra. So it was a mid-wardrobe shit change during the set. If you go in the archives, there is a wardrobe change halfway through a show and it’s a little bit like that’s a bit interesting choice to change clothes that quickly.”

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Lindsey Shaw and Devon Werkheiser spoke openly about several of their hookups behind the scenes of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide. On an episode of their podcast Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide, Lindsey tried to be discreet about bringing up their sexual history, to which Devon responded, “What are you going to ask on this podcast? What are you going to ask on this public podcast, Lindsey?” They went on to talk about the many blowjobs she’d given him.

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AnnaLynne McCord shared that she treated her body “like a brothel” and was heavily involved with an S&M lifestyle before meeting her boyfriend, Danny Cipriani. On the Braving The Way With Dr Fletch podcast, she said, “I used to say to people, ‘Yes, your body is a temple, my body is a brothel.’ I had a morbid sense of humor about it. … I got off on the fact sex is this thing I could have all day, every day, and never get tired of, and no one could keep up with me.” She added, “I needed sex like a bottomless pit. I was ravenous.”

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Bradley Cooper spoke about how his family was very comfortable with nudity while growing up. He added he would even take showers with his dad. On an episode of Armchair Expert, he said, “And by the way, I was like that. Not with my mom but with my dad. My dad was always nude, always took showers with him.” Dax asked, “And you’re quite comfortable nude?,” and Bradley replied, “Totally.”

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Rachel Bilson said that she missed Bill Hader’s “big dick” following their breakup. She shared this back in August 2022 on her podcast Broad Ideas, just a couple of months after opening up about how painful that breakup was.

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Jenna Fischer revealed that she doesn’t wash her hands after she pees. On the Office Ladies podcast, her cohost Angelia Kinsey said she always washes her hands after she pees, to which Jenna gave her a “Hm” response. Jenna added, “I feel like it’s really clear now that I don’t always wash my hands after I pee at home. I feel like maybe we were going to bond over something that now we’re not bonding over. Oh no. … I guess now you’re going to have to worry when you come over to my house. Did I wash my hands after I pee? I always wash my hands after poop. Always. I never wipe a poop and then not wash my hands, everybody. I feel like I want that to be clear.”

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Finally, Jana Kramer said that she was ghosted by Chris Evans because he smelt her “asparagus pee.” On the Whine Down with Jana Kramer podcast, she recalled the time she was casually dating Chris. “It was a fun time, but I was getting a little sleepy and so I was like, ‘I’m gonna go to bed,'” she said. “I had asparagus for dinner that night. So I went to the bathroom and he immediately went after me… And so that’s the last interaction that I remember, is him going into the bathroom after I just went to the bathroom with asparagus pee.” She added that she “never” heard from him again after that and called her exit from his home “the asparagus walk of shame.”